i like 2 play house music loudly. follow me on soundcloud.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

LMFAO

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Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

- How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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jonnovstheinternet:

So it’s October

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this is probably one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen on tumblr

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Everyone: OMG IT’S OCTOBER! FALL! PUMPKINS! COLD WEATHER WE CAN FINALLY BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Southern Californians: *still in summer clothes and bracing for record breaking triple digit temps in the middle of the worst drought*

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I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.

-  (via h-auptgewinn)

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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

andy milonakis is lord

gonnagetcaged:

"what can you do with an art history degree???"

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this

gemmacorrell:

I guess I will reblog this old drawing every October until I hate it too much to even look at it.

gemmacorrell:

I guess I will reblog this old drawing every October until I hate it too much to even look at it.

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